Socks with toes? YUCK! Stuff between my toes drives me batshit crazy! And yeah, coffee is EVIL! I had the same thing with coffee that you had with mushrooms. Couldn't get it strong enough, couldn't get enough and then one day, it made me sick and that was it. Haven't had any for mmm ... about 16 years. And photographic memory? I hate you a little bit right now. SO JEALOUS!
Good luck with the applications, I'll be holding thumbs for you. It's so hard not to take the rejection personally, like they're saying there's something wrong with you instead of just saying you're wrong for the job. Totally sucks. BUT PAY THEM NO ATTENTION! And keep trying, The perfect job is just waiting for you to find it! :)
*hugs*